5 x 100 - Album reviews in 100 words

Delbert McClinton: Acquired Taste

Igloo Warmer — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:09:20 +0000

First off, if your mama names you Delbert, you are almost fated to be a country blues singer. And so it was with Mr. McClinton, who has been putting out albums since 1972. Like fellow 68-year-olds Joan Baez, Bob Dylan, and Neil Diamond, Mr. McClinton has surfaced in the new millennium with renewed relevance. He may not be the top-selling sexagenarian or the most famous of his cohort, but McClinton showcases his energy and good humor on Acquired Taste. In fact, the faster the song on this album, the better. On the whole, Acquired Taste was quite a pleasant surprise.

Rating: * * * *

Brad Paisley: American Saturday Night

Igloo Warmer — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:04:23 +0000

Brad Paisley tries to capture a slice of life—fishing trips, marriage proposals, swimming in the creek. He tells stories, which taken separately sound trite, each offering a heavy-handed moral. Combined though, he manages to capture a simple, rosy picture of middle America—the one where hard-working folks struggle to get by and all the while find happiness in the little things. The music is unabashedly country, never straying from the genre’s bedrock of ten-gallon-hat instrumentation. Often the songs seem done to death (“No” is a less poetic version of Garth Brooks’ “Unanswered Prayers”), but as an album, it’s tolerable.

Rating: * * *

Arctic Monkeys: Humbug

Igloo Warmer — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:03:32 +0000

The first track, “My Propeller,” found the wild, free-wheeling Arctic Monkeys sounding shockingly like Morrissey. The stodgier approach is a bit of a humbug. The band was more fun when it ran roughshod and unrestrained. The new songs plod at mid-tempo with subdued guitars. Alex Turner’s accent has shifted from being extreme to being merely noticeable. This isn’t to say that these mature Monkeys are a drag. Humbug sets a somber mood, and the band sounds like they know what they’re doing. That is, it sounds like they’ve taken some music lessons. The result is a bit dark, but compelling.

Rating: * * * *

Passion Pit: Manners

Igloo Warmer — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:58:30 +0000

It’s like you froze the Beach Boys in 1965 and thawed them in 2009. They discovered synthesizers and digital effects, Interpol and Grizzly Bear. Then you turned them loose in a well-equipped studio. From there they unleashed their falsetto harmonies on the world in the form of a catchy indie electro-pop album. This metaphor for Passion Pit’s Manners falls apart in any number of ways, of course. The Beach Boys are alive and presumably well, and Passion Pit sound nothing like them. And so forth. The point is, Passion Pit’s experimental flair and knack for melody make Manners a delight.

Rating: * * * * *

Pete Yorn and Scarlett Johansson: Break Up

Igloo Warmer — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:05:56 +0000

The theme of Break Up is that Mr. Yorn and Ms. Johansson are at the back end of a passionate romance. Yorn’s inspiration for the songs was Serge Gainsbourg’s collaborations with Brigitte Bardot in the late ‘60s. I have no idea what the Gainsbourg/Bardot duets sound like, so I have no basis for comparison. Yorn and Johansson lack romantic chemistry, so the torrid break up isn’t all that convincing. However, I love the songs, I’m blinded by the mildly retro sound, and I think the duets are great—despite the lack of flame. Also, I like anything by Pete Yorn.

Rating: * * * * *

Dirty on Purpose: Hallelujah Sirens

Igloo Warmer — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:02:06 +0000

Dirty on Purpose isn’t dirty at all. It’s a bunch of “ooh” and “ahh” singing over the top of mid-tempo indie rock. The instruments blend into a single uniform sound the moves up and down, faster or slower in gestalt. The piano or guitar repeats a melody line, usually nothing designed to stand out. Even when the percussion pushes the pace, the soft tenor singing remains relaxed and calm. Ultimately it all contributes to the layers of texture that build. The sparse songs are too light and wispy. The bigger the noise Dirty on Purpose makes, the better they sound.

Rating: * * * *

‘N Sync: No Strings Attached

Igloo Warmer — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:46:40 +0000

‘N Sync—the boy band at the height of its powers challenging for preeminence—came out swinging on No Strings Attached. In 2000, the field was stuffed with poseurs, 5-boy clusters of meticulously groomed troubadours wearing matching costumes and doing choreographed little dances as together. After the dross was scooped, ‘N Sync and their arch-nemeses the Backstreet Boys remained the powerhouses of pop. No Strings Attached is clearly a cut above most of the drivel in the teen bop category, but even if it weren’t, it sold lots and lots of copies, and there’s something to be said for that.

Rating: * *

Moby: Wait for Me

Igloo Warmer — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:31:53 +0000

Moby begins each song with some mild rhythm and circular sequence of synthesizers. Then he repeats the thing until we, the listening audience, have been hypnotized. He throws timid singers into echo chambers and captures 3 to 5 lines from them. “Study War” uses the old trick of sampling a spoken word piece to create an effect. After 4 minutes of the quote, I’m ready to disregard the song’s message of peace. Ultimately Moby provides 16 tracks of cool sounds that could have been condensed into 6 interesting songs. That kills the LP, but those would be 6 awesome songs.

Rating: * * *

Cheap Trick: Sgt. Pepper Live

Igloo Warmer — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:32:26 +0000

The Beatle’s Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band is iconic. I understand why Cheap Trick would want to perform it. Their decision to record and distribute the performance is another matter. It must have been influenced by arrogance because they’ve added nothing to what the Beatles did. Instead of reinterpreting the music to give it new life, Cheap Trick went for pure imitation. The Beatles sounded pretty good on the original, so if you’re Cheap Trick, trying to out-Beatle them just isn’t going to happen. The album is a knock-off of the original—well done, but still just a knock-off.

Rating: * *

Busta Rhymes: Back on My B.S.

Igloo Warmer — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:19:55 +0000

Busta Rhymes manages to surpass Walter Murphy’s “A 5th of Beethoven” as the most terrible use of Beethoven’s 5th Symphony in recorded history with “Wheel of Fortune,” the lead-off song on Back on My B.S. Unfortunately, this is the cultural high-water mark; from there things devolve. The patently tasteless becomes xenophobic and insulting by the seventh track, “Arab Money.” The album on a whole contains predictable, profanity-laced, auto-tuned rap. At a certain point the list of guest stars itself is distracting, and none of the big names on the roster seem all that intent on making the record any good.

Rating: *